Some time ago I made the distinction between the art and science of different types of food preparation. My basic premise was that cooking was more of an art, whereas baking is more of a science, with certain exceptions to that rule. Something we frequently mention in passing, but have not tackled in depth, is the art – or is it a science? – of serving beer, iced to perfection, Dominican-style.
And when it comes to beer, a chimichurri will always be served with one. Chimichurri (chimi) is the Dominican hamburger, which borrows the name from the famous Argentinian sauce. It’s not clear why the coincidence in names, as it is the only thing they have in common. Chimi are not usually prepared at home, but bought from street food stands.
Each stand has its own recipe, seasoning, secrets and fans. It’s impossible to find a standard recipe, but this will allow you to make it at home with successful results.
But, back to beer…
Dominicans are famous for their laid-back approach to most things in life. Pursuit of pleasure is a national sport in this lively Caribbean culture. People as a rule do not dwell on the negative, despite the fact that life for most is far from easy. The hardships of life are shrugged aside with comments like “¿y es fácil?”, and the fun begins. When people get together whether for la chercha (lively gossip and chitchat) dancing, a heated tertulia (debate, usually about cultural topics), a game of dominoes, a hearty meal, a trip to the river or the beach, the beers are put on ice and are downed as an inseparable part of the experience.
Make no mistake: despite the setting, drinking beer is no carefree pursuit but a serious and meticulous business that has to be done in the precisely correct manner. It has intricate rules and regulations, and a long list of quasi-scientific terminology. Wine snobs beware: you have serious competition here. Before you look down your rosy noses at Dominicans who serve their red wine chilled, check the temperature of the beers you are serving!
Up there with serving easy-cook rice (spit!) and instant coffee (seethe!) one of the greatest social gaffes one can make in Dominican company is to serve a beer that is anything but ‘en el punto’. This is where the refrigeration and serving of beer becomes both a science and an art. A Dominican drinks his or her beer just short of freezing. If ice crystals start to form or the foam begins to freeze, it is too cold. In colmados, bars and restaurants the beer is refrigerated in special fridges, something in between a fridge and a freezer, which keep the bottles at the optimum temperature. In Dominican homes, the beer is ordered from the colmado ‘bien fria’ (very cold) but is still placed in the freezer compartment for a good few minutes before serving.
Dominican beer is pilsner beer, which is traditionally served ice-cold all over the world, but it is not unheard of to be served a beer at room temperature in certain countries. Now for my obligatory bit of Brit-bashing: in the UK traditional beers like bitter are served ‘warm’ so some people there still make the mistake of serving lager (pilsner) that is not sufficiently refrigerated. Even in Spain where some bars and restaurants take the trouble to ice the glasses before serving the beer, it sometimes happens that they run out of cold ones and think nothing of handing you a warm bottle, to the extent that both myself and my Presidente-worshipping husband all but totally give up beer when we are outside the DR.
This would never happen in the DR, where even a bottle that appears to be nicely sweating in the heat can be returned with a sneer, universally recognised to mean ‘not cold enough’. There is an entire terminology around the cult of ice-cold beer consumption: Most people simply say ‘una fria’ (a cold one) when they ask for a beer, just in case there was any confusion. The coating of ice that forms on a perfectly iced bottle is reverently called ‘vestida de novia’ (in bridal gown). Another commonly-used expression is ‘ceniza’ (ashen). I have already mentioned ‘en el punto’ meaning the exact point of perfection, before the ice crystals form. ‘Caliente’ which literally means hot, is the disdainful adjective applied to a beer that has been out of the fridge for just a few minutes. The ‘hot’ dregs are discarded and a new bottle – resplendent with a frosty coating – is requested.
Art or science, this is one area where Dominicans deserve a Nobel Prize, to put up on the shelf along with our recently-acquired first Olympic gold medal, if not for the quality of the beer then for the way it is served.
- ½ cup of ketchup
- ½ cup of mayonnaise
- ¼ cup of of orange juice
- 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce
- 1 large onion
- 1 clove of garlic
- 1 bell pepper
- 2 teaspoons of salt
- ½ teaspoon of pepper
- 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce
- 2 pounds of ground beef
- 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil (soy, peanut or corn)
- 1 large onion cut into rings
- 2 large tomatoes cut into slices
- 2 cups of shredded cabbage
- 6 hamburgers buns
- Mix the ketchup, mayonnaise, orange juice and Worcestershire sauce. Reserve (keep chilled).
- Pulse onion, garlic, bell pepper, salt, pepper and Worcestershire sauce in a food processor until you obtain a coarse paste.
- Mix the seasoning paste with the meat. Divide meat into 6 portions and form 6 patties.
- Brush a stove-top grill with some of the oil and heat over high heat. Grill the patties, rotating until they are cooked through. Reserve.
- Reapply oil to the grill, and grill onions and tomatoes. Mix the cabbage with half the sauce made on step 1.
- Turn down the heat to medium and briefly cook the cabbage.
- Reapply some oil to the grill and warm up the bread.
- Put meat in the bun, top with the cabbage onions and tomatoes, and garnish with the remaining sauce.